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End of the World in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school 🙂 🙂

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
😉

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu…

Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai… ;->

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi… ;->

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?

Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

–> Beautiful Dua's From Quran-E-Paak <–

1- Aey Mere Rab Be-shak Tu Jo B Bhalayi Meri Tarf Utarey Ga Main Os Ka Mohtaaj Hon.

Surah-E-Al-Qasas-24.

–> Dilchasp Duayein <–

Arshad Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hanste Muskurate Raho Aaj Wo Pagal Khanay Mein Hai,

Nasir Ko Dua Mili K Duniya Tere Isharey Par Chale Aaj Wo Trafic Constabl Hai,

Tipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindagi Mein Phool Khi

–> Aaj Ki Baat <–

Jab Koi Kaam Tumhari Marzi K Mutabiq Ho Jaye Tou Shukar Adaa Karo K Allah Ta'alah Ne Tumhari Marzi Ko Itni Aehmiyat Di,

Or

Agar Tumhari Marzi K Khilaaf Ho Tou Or Shukar Adaa Karna Chahiye K Ab Wo Allah