Latest SMS Messages

bheegi palkon k sang muskurate hain hum
pal pal dil ko behlaate hain hum
aap door ho humse to kia hoa
her saas me aapki aahat paate hain hum

hhahahag

jata jata k mohobbat
dikha dikha k kuloos
bhut kareeb se louta hai
dooston ne mujhe

koi dikha k roye koi chupa k roye
hamen rulaane waale hamen rula k roye
marne ka maza to tab hai yaaro
k jab qaatil bhi janaaze p aa k roye

Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mera elaj kar dein tu kabhi aapke kaam aaunga

Dr:kya kaam karte ho?

mariz:
qabar khodta hun..;-)

tere khayaal se daaman chura k dekha hai
dil-o-nazar ko bhi aazma k dekha hai
wafa ki qasam tum nhi to kuch bhi nhi
mene kuch pal tumhen bhula k dekha hai

College girl at fee counter: Sir pehle meri lelo.
SIR :Thora ruko aram se le loonga.
Girl :Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paoungi q k phr mere period start ho jainge.

Apne honton se keh do yon na muskraya karein "FRAZ"…

Hum bohat gustakh hai choom liya karte hain…

mere dil ka dard kisne dekha hai
hamen bas rab na tadapte dekha hai
hum tanhai me beth kar route hain
logon ne hamen aksar hanste dekha hai

Mein hun wohi pehchan ley, jo terey husn ka SHABAB tha,

Teri shokhyan teri mastiyan teri har ada ka HIJAB tha,

Jab tha zamana ik taraf,or main dewana ik taraf,

Kisi gham ki kab parwah thi, tera Piyar jo BE_HISAB tha,

Tu tab tal