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Yar Saans Phool Gai thi Uski,
tum b na jan lelo Pathano ki

Man:
Sardarji aap k paas mobile hai to phir aap ne LETTER kyun bheja?

Sardar:
Oye mainay tujhey phone kiya tha par andar se larki ne kaha plz try LETTER

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

1: I am lamp you rare light
2: I am coke u r spirit
3: I am sawan u r badal
4: I am normal u r pagal
5: I am water u r tanki
6: I am tarzan u r monkey

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Zardari Ka U.S.A. Ka Daura Kamyab Raha,

China Ka Daura Kamyab Raha,

Japan Ka Daura Kamyab Rha.
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Bas Ab Dil K Dauray Ka Intezar Hai.
ALLAH Kamyab Kre
Aameen

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.

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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra…
Paise U

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