Latest SMS Messages

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID…!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker…!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi… ;->

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

Girl in a party to a man: excuse me sir kia ap mere face se ek cheez hata saktey hain???

Man ( khush hotey hoe) : han han bolo kia??

Girl : manhoos aadmi apni nazren hatao!!!!!!!

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy … ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoo

ew About

" FARAZ"

In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARAZ"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana… ;->

agar ek kashti mein
zardari
nawaz shareef
altaf hussain
pervaiz elahi
or fazlur rehman
hon or ship doob jaye to app k khayal mein kon bach jaye ga..???
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PAKISTAN.

Ladki ka dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Ladkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Waat mobile ki hi lagti hai

Ladki ka dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Ladkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Waat mobile ki hi lagti hai

[size="2"][b]Talent And Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat

[size="2"][b]Talent And Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat