Latest SMS Messages

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don't have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

What's The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people…..!!!!!!

Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. 🙂

This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.

meri sanso mein bikar jayo
to acha ho
ban k Rooh mery jism mein utar jayo
to acha ho
kisi raat teri goad mein sir rak kar
so jayaon
us raat ki kabi suba na ho to
acha ho,

hi

meri sanso mein bikar jayo
to acha ho
ban k Rooh mery jism mein utar jayo
to acha ho
kisi raat teri goad mein sir rak kar
so jayaon
us raat ki kabi suba na ho to
acha ho,

muj say dosti kro gy