Latest SMS Messages

Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu

Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Translate It Into English . . . !

My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U…=P;->

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?

Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA… =P ;->

kya hal hai jawad tumhara

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain…

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai… ;->

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''Ab kya lene aayi ho''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'';->

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI