Latest SMS Messages

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. 🙂

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" 🙂

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! 😀

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. 🙂

4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking's 2stdy 4next exam-:-D

bicharne k baad kabhi milena agar zindagi me kahin,
dekh kar nazar yun na jhuka lena,
dekha hai kahin aap ko shayad ,
yehi keh kar haath mila lena

Merey sabar ka na ley Imtehaan
Meri khaamoshi ko sada na dey
Jo terey baghair na jee sakey
Usey jeeney ki to duaa na dey

Tu azeez Dil-o-nazar sey hai
Tu qareeb Rag-o-jaan sey hai
Merey Jissm-o-jaan ka yeh faisla
Kaheen waq

Us ko udas b karna tha khud b rona tha
Ye hadsa mere sath dost kabi to hona tha

Wo muj ko tor kr jorta raha aksar

Main us k leay jesay koi khilona tha

I Am Sending You This
Valentine Wish
With Hugs And Kissess ,Too ;
Cause There,S A Place
Here In My Neart That,S
Mad For Only You!!!