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I Have No Gold To Send U ..

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" 😛 ;->

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… Money Talks …

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

… Money Talks …

I Don't Deny …

I Heard It …

When I Took It Out From Pocket …

It Said Good-Bye … ;->

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L . I . F . E

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz …

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE …

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE … [:

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Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

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Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan S

February 19th, 2010     Friendship SMS

Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do

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1st Dost:

February 19th, 2010     Friendship SMS

1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?
1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.

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jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara

"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"

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dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,

aur kya pani mein behney they

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agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein pa

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee di

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The Statement Below Is True …

February 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

The Statement Below Is True …
"cErTiFieD …

AbSoLuTe …

StUpId " ;->

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