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Kal Raat Fir Maine Jaag Ke Guzaar Dee

March 4th, 2010     Urdu SMS

Kal Raat Fir Maine Jaag Ke Guzaar Dee

Kaisa Ajeeb Dard Hai Jo Ruk Ruk Ke Ho Raha Hai..!!

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Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wro

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book … (-;

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Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)

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Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.

1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.

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Height of laziness-

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Height of laziness-

@

@

STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET

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Good News-

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Good News-
Nokia N73 FREE

With 1 Kg.
Tomato…

Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.

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U R my best frnd.

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga… 🙂

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Tee Quotes

March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.
2-When i'll be married,I'll be out from the list of stupids.

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March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai'n Hongi, Shehad

Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge

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March 4th, 2010     Funny SMS

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain …

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

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