Latest SMS Messages

Suno
Kisi Ne Sach kaha Tha Ye
Mohabat Maar Nahi Sakti
Magar
Adhora Sach Suna Humne
Mukamal Sach To ye Hai Ke
Mohabat Khud Nahi Merti
Mohabat Maar Deti Hai

Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . .

WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE…

Wife:''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''

Husband:''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He… 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He 🙂

From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??

From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz 😀

Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Pani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!