Latest SMS Messages

Hey jo maine suna hai kya wo sach hai dat u are not a virgin..
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Mobile user..
Koi baat nhi wo bekar brand hai ! 😛

Shakespeare said,

nothing to me.

Did he say anythin 2 u?
Nthing na?
kuch bola to dekh lenge sale ko… 😛

Height of Reasoning:
I am not scared of proposing a Gal,

But

I am scared about:
"Wat would happen If She agrees!"

3 sweet words:

"I love studying''

2 special words:
"My books"

But only
1 ultimate word
makes the difference:

"TOMORROW"

😀
Keep Smiling

Funny Quote on a married guy's T-shirt.
All Women r
devils n
I Married Their Queen. 🙂

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,

3,4,5,6.

Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?

Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai… ;->

0300-2711588
Is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. 🙂

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai…

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Bisteeeee
O V Sawere Sawere. 🙂
Good Morning.