Latest SMS Messages

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,

Har koi khali hath jaye ga,

Sab yahin reh jaye ga,

Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein

Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein

Dawai achi

Saudi Arab Mein Mufti Hazrat Ka 1 Buhat Eham Ijlaas Howa Jis Mein Ye Fatwa Dia Hai K Qurani Ayaat Ko Mobile Phone Mein Batoor Ring Tune Ya Smart Tune Istemaal Karna Haraam Hai Q K Call Received Kar Lene Se Ayaat Adhuri Reh Jati Hai Jis Se Ayat Ka Matl

Pathan english k paper me fail hogia due to following translations:
1-Me aam admi nhi hoon.
I m not a mango man
2-Muje b english ati hy.
English comes to me also
3-Do aur do brabar char.
Give and give equal to four
4-Mera taulik Hari

Saudi Arab Mein Mufti Hazrat Ka 1 Buhat Eham Ijlaas Howa Jis Mein Ye Fatwa Dia Hai K Qurani Ayaat Ko Mobile Phone Mein Batoor Ring Tune Ya Smart Tune Istemaal Karna Haraam Hai Q K Call Received Kar Lene Se Ayaat Adhuri Reh Jati Hai Jis Se Ayat Ka Matl

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

Girl: Will u marry me?
Boy:No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

arslan

Bhooton sa chehra tera
Chudail si muskaan hai
Rang tera dekh ke
Roop tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairaan hai