Latest SMS Messages

ALLAH PAK ne tumhain paida kiya ka tum us ke ibadat karo , us ke ibadat karoo , rozey rakhoo , namaz paroo , us ka zikar karoo , deeni book,s paroo ,
per tum

"SMS PAR RAHA HOO ! SHARAM KAROO "

quran pak main

ZABR = 53243

ZEAR = 39582

PESH = 8804

MAD = 1771

TASHDED = 1243

NUQTAY = 105681

HAAAAA!!!!! IJ@Z

quran pak main

ZABR = 53243

ZEAR = 39582

PESH = 8804

MAD = 1771

TASHDED = 1243

NUQTAY

kash mein CHAND tu SITARA hota ,
falak pa ek asheyana hamara hota ,

sub tujay door both door se dakhty rehtay ,
par tujay choney ka haq sirf hamara hota !!!! ij@z

us shaqus se jub tak koi bath nahi hoti , din nahi nikalta aur raat nahi hoti , na khafa hua kara wo usay kehna , bina us ka mukammal meri zaat nahi hoti !!!!!!! ij@Z

SALAM araz hay , jawab qarz hay , dena farz hay , na dena marz hay , na koi gharz hay , bus itne araz hay , igar SMS pasand aey to SMS farz hay !!!!!!!!!!

ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG ( FIRE )lag gayee , wo upnaa ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? " WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS

kiya lee ker aaey they ? kiya lee ker jayoo gaya ? mujaa SMS nahi ker ka kitne paise bachao gaya ? DEAR paise bacha ker kiya MOB maa CNG lagvioo gaya !!!!!

Eik aadmi afhi raat ko apni moti wife sa " DARLING sisak sisak kaa marnaa tekh haa yaa 1 dum ? WIFE : eik dum AADMI : tu phir apni dosree leg be mare uper rakh doo !!!!!!

hi janab