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sochta hun k

November 15th, 2007     Urdu SMS

sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkian
ye bangley
ye gariaan
ye duniya bhar k aisho aram
sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir
sochta hun
pehle yeh sub mil to jaye

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Doston ko hum bhulatay nahe,mager ye baat kisi pe

November 15th, 2007     Friendship SMS

Doston ko hum bhulatay nahe,mager ye baat kisi pe jatate nahi,doston ko sada rakhtay hain dil main…….bhulane k liye hum dost banate nahin

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ek mavali mera dost thato usne kahayar tum to char

November 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

ek mavali mera dost thato usne kahayar tum to chars nahin pirahe ho to usne kahamujhko us shaks ka no dojo apni parti ki tarah lage maine apka no number diya galat to nahin kiya na ha ha ha ah

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Aj mausam mein kuch ajeeb si bat hy,aj beqabu se m

November 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

Aj mausam mein kuch ajeeb si bat hy,aj beqabu se mere jazbat hain,g chahta hy k chura lu apko apsay ,mager mama kehty hain churi kerna buri bat hy

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sumera malik ne maulana fazlur rahman se kaha&quot

November 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

sumera malik ne maulana fazlur rahman se kaha" Assembly hall mein sher afgan mjhe ghurta hai, sheikh rasheed mujhe thaarta hai,
abb app bataien mien kia karon?
maulana ne dono baazu phelatey huay kaha "aa jao islam ki aghosh mien…

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pathan fucking a Girl in car

November 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

pathan fucking a Girl in car
a policeman came n said:
what r u doing?
pathan:can't u c.
policeman: mera number kab aye ga?
pathan: is larki k BAAD….

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agar "dil" ko anda(egg)kehty to films k

November 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

agar "dil" ko anda(egg)kehty to films k naam aisy hoty>
hum anda de chuke sanam>
yeh anda app ka howa>
hum app k andy main rehty hyn>
andy waly dulhania ly jyngy…..

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helo how r u

November 15th, 2007     Urdu SMS

helo how r u

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Tere gham main tarap kr mar jayen ge marte huye b

November 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

Tere gham main tarap kr mar jayen ge marte huye b tera nam le jayen ge rab se keh kr tuje b uper bulayen ge or uper sath beth kr kurkuray khayen ge..;) @§(<

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Rab se aap ki khushyan mangte hai duaon main aap k

November 15th, 2007     Urdu SMS

Rab se aap ki khushyan mangte hai duaon main aap ki hansi mangte hain sochte hain mangein hum aap se kya chalo umer bhar ka pyar or tumhara sath mangte hain.

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