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happy birth day to you

happybirth day to you
many many returns of day
god bless yo
take care
allahhafiz

hi

My Wife is Missing! A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well, until yesterday

Agar 1 insan ki average age 75 years ho 'Aur wo har NAMAZ parhay Avrage ""32 minutes"Rozana serf kare tu 75 years main say ""7 years aur 4 months lagen gey. ALLAh ki ibadat k liye Jis ne humen Zindagi ata farmai…! kiya hum

Koi ata hay yad buhat sonay say phely, jo chin leta hay anso meray rone say phelay,phir rehta rat bhar woh aisay samnay, may aksar chal parta han uska hath thamy, ab neend bhi ayeh to main soona nahi chata, ksi kimat main bhi main usko khona nahi chata, h

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !

There are many stars but moon is u, There are many friends, but the best is u, To forget me that's up to u, to forget u, I will never ever do.