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AGAKLA APAGLA

HUM DUAA KARTAY HAIN KHUDA SAY
KAY WOH AP JAISA DOST OR NA BANAYE
HAMARAY PASS EK CARTOON JAISI CHEEZ HAI
WOH BHI COMMON NA HOJAYE

miss me or hate me
both r in my favor
if u miss me i will always in ur heart
if u hate me i will always in ur mind

open with love this SMS….. koch kana haa up saa , dar lag raha hai , wo he bath jo dil ko chhu jaya , wohe 3 lafz bura to nahi manoo gaya . . . . INSAN BAN JAYOO !!! ij@z

ALLAH PAK ne tumhain paida kiya ka tum us ke ibadat karo , us ke ibadat karoo , rozey rakhoo , namaz paroo , us ka zikar karoo , deeni book,s paroo ,
per tum

"SMS PAR RAHA HOO ! SHARAM KAROO "

sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house ,
police man : why did the thief not take the TV ?
sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha " TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI, 452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI " Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola . "

LADY : so , you want to become my son_in_law ?
BOY : not really but i donot see any other way to MARRY your DAUGHTER !!!!!! ij@z

wo kon se ghari the jab aap paida hoay "CITIZEN" "RADO" yaa "CHABI WALI" , jaldi jawab bhajo COMPANY band karwani hay ,
TA KAH AISA HADISA DOBARA NA HOO !!! ij@z

wafadaar hain hum wafa kara gaya
jaan mangoo fida kara gaya

dil mangoo nikal ka hath par raken gaya
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namazi log hain DUA kara gaya!