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Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha

December 9th, 2007     Funny SMS

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha " TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI, 452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI " Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola . "

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masroofiat ?

December 9th, 2007     Funny SMS

masroofiat ?
kanjoosi ?
laparwahi ?
narazgi ?
ghuroor ?
ungli pe zakham ?
mobile ki khrabi ?
alfaaz ki qillat ?

"YA KOI AUR WAJHA HAI SMS NA KARNAA KE "

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waqt guzrta raha par sanse thami si thi ,

December 9th, 2007     Urdu SMS

waqt guzrta raha par sanse thami si thi ,
muskura rahy thy hum pr ankhun mai nami si thi ,
sarh humary ye jahan tha sara ,
PAR NA JANY KEU KISI KI KAMI SI THI!!!
***IJ@z***

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ick larkaa ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa ASLLA(wa

December 9th, 2007     Funny SMS

ick larkaa ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa ASLLA(wapen)
dak kar bolaa "ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa yaa
ASLLA(wapen) ? shopkeeper bolaa bahi mara real kam he ya haa.
larkaa : wo kasa ? shopkeeper yar jub koi muj sa SASAZ khread ka
jatah

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ARAZ kia haa , WAH WAH WAH WAH

December 9th, 2007     Funny SMS

ARAZ kia haa , WAH WAH WAH WAH

in LARKIOO SA DOSTEY ACHE NAHI FARAZ
LAMBE ARIEE WALEE GOTHIAA HAA KOCH TO KHIAL KAR!!!!

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Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi

December 9th, 2007     Funny SMS

Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi
beshumar kia tha:
Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha:
Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha!

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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,

December 9th, 2007     Funny SMS

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.

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Happy To All Life I Shall Pray all muslim

December 9th, 2007     Islamic SMS

Happy To All Life I Shall Pray all muslim

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Salam sab kaise hain kya ker rahe ho talha.

December 9th, 2007     Urdu SMS

Salam sab kaise hain kya ker rahe ho talha.

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tfarooq kundi

December 9th, 2007     Love SMS

tfarooq kundi

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