Latest SMS Messages

Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?

U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?

Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.

Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi… Aur mai nahi to tum nahi…
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!

An english man had a spicy Pakistani dinner..
Next day he came out of wash room ,
and he said now i under stand why Pakistani use water bcoz tissues can catch fire here.