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dosti aik pakiza rishta hai dosti karo to bey loos dosti karo kiyon k jaisa karo gay waisa bharo gay
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dosti aik pakiza rishta hai dosti karo to bey loos dosti karo kiyon k jaisa karo gay waisa bharo gay
(03335283950)

a pathan f–king a girl in car, ek police man ata hay.
Police man: kya ho raha hay?
Pathan: u can't see?
Police man: mera number kab aye ga.
Pathan: bus yeh larkhi farik ho jaye.

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.

Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.

khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.

badlon k darmyan kuch aisi sazish hoi mera mitti ka ghar tha wahin barish hoi falak ko aadat thi jahan bijliyan giranay ki hum ko b zid thi wahan ashiana bananay ki.(Saqib Abbasi 0333-5283950)

Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.

jo meri zaat ka har din gulaab krta tha
wo chahtein bhi mgr be hisaab krta tha
siah raat k daman mein le k jugnoo ko
mere gunah bhi wo saare sawab krta tha

ham agr aap se mil nahein patay

yeh nahein k aap hamain yaad nehein atay

mana k jahaan k saray rishtay nibhay nahein jatay

magar jo bas jatay hain dil main wo bhulay nahein jatay