Latest SMS Messages

1 sardar ke mother ke tabiyat kharab thi , jub hospital ley kar gaya to doctor naa kaha ka TEST hoon gaya . sardar bolo "in ke AGE zidha haa TEST nahi ONEDAY karva laa!!!!

mouse to elephant:"2 din k lia apni neekar dena"
elephant: ha…ha..ha… pehne ga kia?
mouse:"nahi beti ki shadi hy tent lagwana hy. hi hi hi

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana—->

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey….

Molvi apni wife say:
jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi:wo kyun
Molvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!…

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua………….

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua………….

Thora tum chalo

Thora hum chalenge,

Fir…………………………. TAXI kar lenge.

wish u a happy new year may all ur wishes come true

Interviewer: Where r u born ???

Sardarji: Punjab

Interviewer : Which part?

Sardarji : Kya which part.. whole body was born in Punjab

I wish u a fanastic
"January"
Loveable
"February"
Marvalleous
"March"
Foolish
"April"
Enjoyable
"May"
Successful
"June"
Wounderful
"July"
Indep

I wish u a fanastic
"January"
Loveable
"February"
Marvalleous
"March"
Foolish
"April"
Enjoyable
"May"
Successful
"June"
Wounderful
"July"
Indep

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