Latest SMS Messages

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA..

ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA..

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon….

Girl: will u mary me?
Sardar: no hum shadi sirf relitives mein kartey hai
meri mama nay papa sey ki, bhai nay bhabi sey ki, khala nay khalu sey ki aur mein apni bivi sey karo ga

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

Sardar:selling Parashoot,
"Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo.
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis..

a 75 years old bacholer women advertise

"zaroort raishta"

after a month she recieve a letter

"Amma is umer main raishtay nahi farishtay atay hain"

Sardar proposd girl with romantc poetry "Kuta mr gya razai vich.
Ma pagl aan teri judai vich.
Fernail te machar bay nai sakda sardar tery bin rh nhi skda…."