Latest SMS Messages

hello

hey soniya happy birth day

a lady to another lady:
jab tmhara divorce hua tha tb to 1 hi bacha tha or ab 3 kase?
she says!
Wo kbi kbi mafi mangne aa jaya krte the

larki wale:

beta drink krte ho?

ge han!

cigrette?

her roz!

juua/satta?

bilkuk!

danga fasad?

adat ha!

sari -ive batain hain kuch +ve b ha?

ha na!

HiV+ive

sardar 1st time doing job on a garment shop
a girl comes and ask: underwear dekhana
sardar gi(sharmatey hue)
aaaj naHe PEHNA

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.