Latest SMS Messages

judge said to sardar: tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi howa lihaza tum ko ba izzat barri kia jata hay .
sardar: to kia main cycle rakh loo!!!! IJ@Z

father: batia paper kesa huwa ?
son:bus pehla sawal choot gaya ,
father: acha aur baqi ?
son: teesra mujhe ata nahi tha , chotha main karna bhool gaya , panchwa muje nazar nahi aya , chhata papaer ki pichli taraf tha main ne dekha he nahi .
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b 4 the sun rise. before the enjoment starts. b 4 anyone wish u and more importantly before net work jammed . iwill wish u a very happy new year!!!!!!

HASRAT HI RAHI KAASH KE WO SAATH NIBHATE
AANKHON MAIN BASA KAR NA NIGAHON SE GIRAATE
SUNTE HI NAHI APNI HI DIL KI WO SADAIEN
HUM APNI WAFAOON KA YAQEEN KAISE DILATE
MASOOM SA DIL MERA BEHAL JATA AGAR WO
CHAHTE NA GALEY MILTEY MAGAR SAAM

Manzil Door aur Safar bohat hai,
Chotay se is dil ki fikar bohat hai,
Maar dalti yeh dunya kab ki hamein,
Par shayad kisi ki duaon mein asar bohat hai.

Teacher : Bacho Wada Kero .. Kabhi Sharab Cigarette Nahi piyo ge ??
Bache: Nahi Peeyen ge …

Teacher: Girls ka Peecha nahi karo ge , na Chero Gay ?
Bachey: Nahi kerein ge !

Teacher: Girls se Flert nahi karo gay !
Bache : Nahi Keren

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day….

suno
tum azm waly hoo
bala ka zabt rakhty hoo
tumhain kuch b
nhi hoo ga
magr sochoo
jisy tum chory jaty hoo
usy to
shayed
thik se bicharana b nhi ata

dear ayazi if u come then come in hunza net cafe b/c nicon is closed
ok. say salam to izzat.

hi jan how are you hope fine you are ok.you know jan i regain my number i will keep in tuch you when my number get activated ok realy miss you