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jate thay mara haq mein sabi faisley lekin ,
munsif ne be dia sath har bar usi ka ,
ek wo hai ka thor gaya hum se sabi rishte ,
ik dil hai ka rehta hai taraf dar usi ka !!! IJ@Z

kitney log hain !
mery milny waly , mery chahny waly
mery sung hansny waly !
mery dukh main rony waly !
phir be jany kyun kwahish hai
koi !!!!!!
TUM SA HO haa bilkul TUM SA

MORNING TIME !
a cup of hot HELLO ,
a plate of crispy WISHS ,
a spoon of sweet SMILE ,
a slice of great SUCCESS ,
specially for you…..
GOOD MORNING , HAVE A NICE DAY !

rab ne "maa" ko ye azmat e kamal di ,
is ki dua pe aye musibat b tall di,
quran ne "maa" ka pyar ki is trhan misal di ,
jannat utha ka "maa" k qadmon me dal di!!!!! IJ@Z

thandi hai coffe garam kar lo ,
is pathar dil ko thorra naram kar lo ,

aap ka hoty huey inbox khali hay
thorri si to yar sharam kar loo!

woh kon sa time hota hay jab bhai bhai ka nahi , maa beti ki nahi , beta maa ka nahi , bappa beta ka nahi hota ,
ANSWER :
jub shaadi mein awaz ati hay
"ROTI KHUL GAI HAI"

pehle wo mari G/F thi , me bolta tha wo sunti thi ,

pher wo mari mangetar bani , wo bolti thi me sunta tha ,

jab se wo mari wife bani , hum dono bolte hain pura mohala sunta hay!!!!!! IJ@Z

asi kon se chez hay jo woman mien aagay hoti hay or cow mien pechay ?
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it,s "W" yar
women
&
cow

her waqat ghalat mat socha karoo!!

daastan meray laad pyar ki bus
ek hasti k gird ghoomti hay
pyar JANNAT se is liya ha muja
yeh meri maa ka qadam choomti hai!

aik hindu ne muslim se pocha : tumlog khatna kyun karvate ho ?
muslim soch mein par gaya phir bola : faida tau kuch khass nahi bas ZARA KHOBSURTI AA JATI HAY!!!