Latest SMS Messages

Sardar's wife! Hamari beti 20 saal ki hogai hai, Tum jao or 26 saal ka larka dhoondo or 26 ka hi hona chahiye!
Sardar! Agar 26 ka na mila to 13 13 ke 2 le aaoun?

Mohabbat k Chand ko apni panahon mein rehne do,
Labon ko na kholo ankhon ko kuch kehne do,
Dil pe hath rakho or kuch der ko rehne do,
Mujhe mehsoos karo or apne pass hi rehne do.

Sardar caught his wife having an affair, he decided to kill his wife and himself.
Apni kanpati par pistol lagai and said to his wife: tu khush na ho agla number tera hai.

Last night God gave me two choices, Either to have a true friend like u,
Or
to have excellent memory!! I dont't remember what i choose..!

Log kehtay hai k piyar itna b mat karo k girl friend sar pe sawar hujaye,
Hum kehte hai k piyar itna karo k girl friend ki friend b tumhary sath farar hojaye..

onece a murgha was running behing the hen,unfortunatly the hen was crash in to bush and died, murgha see the dead hen and said:MOHTERMAN bohat nake khatoon the ,us na jann da dee magar PAPPI NAHI DE

hi h r u

fsdffff

HAMAIN B A NEEND KI TALAB NAHIN RAHI
AB RATOON KO JAGNA ACHA LAGTA HAI
MUJHE NAHIN MALOM K WHO MERI ZINDAGI MAIN HE B YA NAHIN
MAGAR USE KHUDA SE MANGNA ACHA LAGTA HE

tarsti nazron ny har pal tera sath manga jaise aasman ny har rat chand manga rooth gaya wo khuda bi humsy jab humny har dua main tera sath manga