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iage wo dereachaa maa ianna bool gaya ,
ma b upna deiaa gallana bool gaya ,
iage muja b us ke yad nahi iee ,
wo b mara kawab ma ianna bool gaya ,
donoo ick jaghaa roothaa ka bathaa raha ,
wo mujaa ma usa mananaa bool gaya !!!!!!!!!!

phone ka rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain ,
balanace rakh ka b log ghareeb hotay hain ,
msg karna ki hoti nahi taufeek jin ko ,
WO LOG B KITNAY MASKEEN HOTAY HAIN!!!!!!!!!

shikayat na karta zamanay se koi ,
agar maan jata mananay se koi ,

koi kisi ko itna kiyon yaad karta,
AGAR BHOOL JATA BHOLNAY SE KOI!

itney maasumiyat kahan se lay aatay hoo ,
itna khoob soorat kaisay muskura latay hoo ,
kameenay ho yaa shakakal aisi bana latay hoo!!!!!!

itne khuwar ke bache hain yeh loog.chor diya bache ne to jane do.kya faida itni khuwarian krne ka.agr yeh msgs koi mard likhta hai to lanat hai uspe.jao yr life njoy kro.koi aur mil he jata hai.bloody losers.

Once there were two friends 'JO' and 'SO'.both of them were dudes. One day they decided to go to a jungle. while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!! JO gets frightened , but SO dies!! WHY?? … … … … …

Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Karodpati? ************ ********* **** Amitabh : Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, ek Crore ke liye. Who is the chief minister of Gujarat? Your options are… A). LALOO PRASAD B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH C) ARJUN SINGH D) NARENDRA MODI Sonia

Before you complain about the taste of your food Think of someone who has nothing to eat!!!

hi howz u n whts up