Latest SMS Messages

Father Asked to His Son-In-Law:

Beta Sharab peetay hoo….
han

cigrette peetay hoo
han

badmashi kartay hoo
han

Joa kheltay hoo
han

Sab Kuch negative hi hai kuch positive bhi hai tm main….

Hai na Hiv+

Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya tha…..

keh raha tha koi pathar se na maray mere dewanay ko…

Bomb ka zamana hai ura dalo salay ko…..

Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey….??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, nahi to Monkey…!!

Memon : yaar zara tooth brush dena,mere tooth brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai…

Shopkeeper: ek baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahay hoo ?

Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri baal tha…

Memon : yaar zara tooth brush dena,mere tooth brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai…

Shopkeeper: ek baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahay hoo ?

Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri baal tha…

Ek ThI billi……

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Ek ThI billi……

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Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k uski paad nikal gaye….
dosri baar phir bujhaya to phir nikal gaye
pathan pechay ghooma or bola "chal pehlay to Bujha ley"…

Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena yarun

kabhie hamari tarah bhi jeya karo

roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati…

kabhie khud bhi sms kiya karoo….

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai….

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii…..