Latest SMS Messages

oooooy… bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5 mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra…. bolo tara ra ra….

ONE DAY A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA….

Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!

Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri doalfaz kat do..
To kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!

Her daag daag nahi hota, Her dost wafadar nahi hota..Yeh to dil milney ki baat hai warna saath pheron main bhi PYAAR nahi hota.

Kaash tumhien chahnay ka arman na hota, Main hosh main rahtay howay anjaan na hota, ya pyaar na hota kisi pathar dil se humko,
ya koi pathar dil insan na hota.

Mujh se bicher ker Benaam ho jao gi
Sodaghron k hathon Nelam ho jao gi
Mujh ko acha nhi lgta tmhara hr aik se
Milna
Hr aik se Milo gi to aam ho joa gi

Her ik raat her ik saam bach kar ..jena a gaya humy zaat bach kar …hum bhi kitny ajeb haan k kari dhoop taly sehra kahreed laye haan barsaat bach kar

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE. PER KIA KARTE, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA