Latest SMS Messages

Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!

Ek Bhikari Nay Ghar K Bahar Say Awaz Lagai Babo ji R oti Milay gey .Andar Say Awaz I Biwi Ghar PER NAHI Hay!Bhikari!Main Chom Miyan Nahi ROti Mangi Hay.

Dosti karo telenor wali se
pyar karo jazz wali se
Date maro ufone wali se
Ankh larao paktel wali se
lambi baat karo warid wali se
per

per
Shadi karo PTCL wali se

1 sardar apnay betay se! beta kisi se na darna q k too shair ka puttur he
beta!han mujhay maloom he ammi aksar kehti rehti hen
sardar!kia kehti hen?????????
beta!yehi k too to kisi janwar ki oulad he

Ik admi k uper se snak guzar gia to woh rone laga logoon ne pocha keyoun ro reh ho sanp ne tumhain dasa to nahi to us ne kaha main is liye nhi roraha k muje sanp ne dasa nehi blke main to is liye rorah hoon k snak ne rasta bana liya he

jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind

it's tooth brush

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho??
Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho?? Bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho???

Aik murgi ne teen ande diy aur dua kia bache naike niklyen,pahla bacha namaz perta huwa nikla,doosra tasbeeh kerta huwa nikla,teesra bacha ande se na nikla tu murgi ne pereshan ho ker bachon se poocha tu kahne lage mama wo aatkaaf pe bhetha hai,

Har bar mosam ki tarah badal jatey ho
har naye din hmara dil dokhate ho
yeh sun ker hamari rooh to kaamp gai
k tum ab bartan dhone waley soap sey nahatey ho

Teri Yad Ma Pal Pal Marta Ha Koi…
Har Sans K Sath Tujay Yad Karta Hai Hoi…
Fursat Mili ToTanhai May Sochna K …
Kitni Khamoosh Mohabbat Tum Say Karta Ha Koi….