Latest SMS Messages

Calendar of love

Jan-ROse
Feb-Propose
Mar-Gift
April-Lift
May-Chatting
June-Dating
July-Miss U
Aug-Kiss U
Sep-XXX
Oct-Sex
Nov-Relex
Dec-Next

Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip

Extreme of secrecy?

-Blank visiting card

Exteme of stupidity?

-looking through a keyhole of a glass door

Extreme of dehydration?

-A cow giving milk power

Extre

Women's life
is very very hard. Morning
wash the dress. Noon dry the dress
evening iron the dress
Night remove the dress
and midnight search the dress 😛

To meet and depart is the way of life
But
to depart and meet is the hope of life…

we meet to create memories but we depart to preserve them….

On valentine day
a girl to
shopkeeper: Aisa card hai jis mein likha ho main tum se aur sirf tum se pyar karti hoon?

Dukan-dar: han hai

Girl: 3 darjan pack ker do

djhyasa

Barish ki bondon ko aapni hatheli me samet kar dekho, jitni bondein tum samet paye utna yad tum hame kartey ho, Jitni bondain gir jain utna yad hum aap ko kartey hain.

1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or janat me chala gaya fristey ne pakar ker khub mara admi uta or bola tuhade ina harktan to koi janat wich nai anda$$$$$$$$$$$

A lady lost her sixth underwear in he house, she blammed nokrani to her husband.
Nokrani replied "Sahab aap ko to pata hai na main nechay kuch nhn pante???

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
Dil main jo baat hai kisi ko bata na sakho ge
karo ge jawani main jo GIRL FRIEND pe kharche
Bhurape tak uss ka udhar chuka na sakho ge.