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Students marte nahin zinda Dafnae jate hein,

Har 4 mahino mein tarpae jate hein,

Kafan khool k deikho,

To wo Qabar mein b asignmint Likhte hoe pae jate hein.

Khuda kise ko kise pe Fida na kare,

Kare to Qayamat tak juda na kare,

Ye mana k koi marta nahin judai mein,

Leiken jee bhe to nahin pata Tanhai mein.

Kehan se loon ab Hunar Use manae ka,

K Koi Jewaz na tha us k rooth jane ka,

Muhabaton mein saza mughe he milni the,

K jurm mein ne kia Rabte berhane ka.

Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
..then my mind answers me ????
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..Mental people neend extra care.

Atention plzz:
Burqa posh haseenaon se parhaiz karain.. Aandar MOLVI bhi ho sakta hai…Chief commisioner Police,Islamabad.

Some time my heart ask,Why i miss u? Why i like u? Why i SMS u? Why i call u? Why i care 4u.
..then my mind answers me ????
..
..Mental people neend extra care.

Arz kya ha…..
khuda bachaye ap ko in

hasino se

in naznino se

in mehjabino se
par

in hasino ko kon bachaye ga???
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AP jaisykamino se..

abay o langoor
abay o kahjoor
abay o kamenay
abay o bewakoof
abay o bagerat!

aisa kiso ko kehna nahi chaiye us ko "BURA" lagay ga

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