Latest SMS Messages

Chhor train loot k chalay gaye..
Beti to dad: I Have saved my ring by putting in my pussy.
Dad: yeh idea apni mom ko deti tu apna suitcase bhi baach jata!

Oumeedo ki shama dil main mat jalana,is duniya say alag duniya mat basana,aj mood main hoon to msg kar raha hoon ,Roz intizar main apni gaand mat jalana.

Zoo main bachey ne haathi ka land dekh kar poocha..mamma yeh kia hai?
Mamma: Kuch nahi hai.
pappa:Dekha beta tumhari mama k liye yeh bhi kuch nahi hai.

Ek admi suhag raat ko apni bewi se bola tumhare boobs to bahut badey hai par tumhare niple nahi hai biwi boli sale kutte tu mari gand chat raha hai

A pathan was Fucking his wife from back…. She was crying pathan said ziada Shoor mat karo hum ko paata hai kitna dard hotaa haiii :

Ek man ek women say poochta hai k tumhari tangoo ke beech main yah kiyah hai? women kehti hai yeh kuch nahi lakeer hai,aur women man say poochti hai tumhare tangoo ke beech main yah kya hai? man kehta hay ke yah tumharey lakeer ka FAKEER h

ik adme ulta or nanga leta hota hey peche dsra adme ake us ki gand pe tabla bajata hey leta ho adme sedha hoke bolta he le ab bansure bajha

HUSBAND:Please ajj kernay do WIFE: No HUSBAND:Jewellery lay dunga WIFE: No HUSBAND:Ghar Lay Dunga WIFE: No Beta Bola: Papa Mery Maarlo aur Cycle Dilado

(DON'T MIND)
Q:American & Pakistani nation main kia farq hai?

A:American nation kam ko apne zehan main or phuddi ko Lun pe rakhte hain,
or
Pakistani nation phuddi ko zehan main or kam ko lun pe rakhte hain.

SARDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
puray bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli…

"KUCH samjhay"

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SARDAR: Haan haraamzadi..tu bed par AKELI SONA CHAHTI HAI:-