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Katthan Hy Zindagi kitni.. safar dushwaar kitna hay.. Kabhi paon nahi chalty … Kabhi rasta nahi milta… Hamara sath dy paaey… koi asa nahi milta… Faqt Aisy guzaron to… ye roz-O-shab nahi kat tay.. ye kat tay thy kabhi pehlay… magar haan ab nahi

kuch ankhain aisi hoti hain… jo apni apni lagti hain…. bheer main nazer ajayen too.. dunya ruk si jati hai….! Waafa k sab jawab ik pal main samjhati hain… jazbay kitnay sachay hain..? khuwab kitnay achay hain..? muhabbat kitni paak hai..? judai ki

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Kal raat mari ankhoon c eik ansoo nikal aya…..maine us c pocha to us nay muskara k mujhe ye bataya k……koi teri ankhon mai itna hai samaya……k mai chah k bhi apni jaga na bana paya….!

kisi ne dil badal liya kisi ne dhadkan badal li app kay pass badalne ko kuch na tha toh app nae masgid main ja kar chapal badal li

Never ask a woman the meaning of "2659" coz its their personal code….. 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka poll 5 minute ka maza 9 months ki saza = 2659 So never ask

Sab larkiyon se guzarish hai k aaj temperature 52 (C G) hai..Isliye sab larkiyan apnay braziyer main baraf rakhien.warna "DHUD" kharab ho jayega.

Jab us haseena ko paseena aata hai USSEY dekh kar mujhe jeena aata hai, Geeli qamiz jab Chipakti hai paseene se ..UFF..! Kya ubhar k nazar uska seena aata hai.

HUSBAND:Please ajj kernay do WIFE: No HUSBAND:Jewellery lay dunga WIFE: No HUSBAND:Ghar Lay Dunga WIFE: No Beta Bola: Papa Mery Maarlo aur Cycle Dilado

Yeh msg 5 Seconds Main Phaat Jaye ga.. ………….00:05 ………….00:04 ………….00:03 ………….00:02 ………….00:01 Yeh msg hai … Tumhari gaandh nahi jo phaat jayegi..
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