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The m0st wacky definiti0n 0f high heels:
April 11th, 2010 
The m0st wacky definiti0n 0f high heels:
A device invented for sh0rt height w0men,
wh0 were fed up by
c0nstantly being kissed
0n the f0rehead!:-D;-):-P
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, How did you know I was Here?'
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
Impressive quote..
Impressive quote..
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"
SHOAIB MALIK
dukh bhi deta hai wo dawa bhi deta hai
dukh bhi deta hai wo dawa bhi deta hai
mujhko wo dosti karne ki saza bhi deta hai
men yaad karon to usse yaad aati hai meri
warna wo aksar mujhe bhula bhi deta hai
tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
har khushi tumse routh jaayegi
jab akele tum baitho ge
khud ba khud meri yaad aayegi
agr hm yad nh krtay tu bhulty bhi nh..
agr hm yad nh krtay tu bhulty bhi nh..
agr hm hasaty nh tu rulatay bhi nh..
hm roz nay DOST banatay bhi nh..
pr jo banaty hen unhy ganwatay bhi nh.
GOOD MORNING..
HAVE A NICE DAY