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Tu RothTa hAi Tu BesaKhta meRi AnkHaiN

MerE haThoN kI laKeErOn Se uljH jaTi haiN

wade kisise irade kise se,
anhe kise se nigahe kisi se,
ab yaar tumhra bharosa hi kya,
jo adhe hamare adhe kisi ke.

Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale… Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale

!! U R GHONCHU !! G- Great .. H-Hot .. O-One in a million .. N-Naughty .. C-Cute .. H-Humble .. U-Unique …. Zyada mat khush ho… ho to ghonchu hi…!!!!!

salam araz hay
jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay

ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA RAHA.

PATIENT:MUJHE BIMARI HAI.NA KHAON TO BHOOK LAGTI HAI.NA SOUON TO NEEND ATI HAI.OR ZADA KAM KAR KE THAK JATA HON.DOC:SARI RATT DHOOP ME BETHO THEEK HO JAYO GE

Pathan: Hum ney ek esa chiz bnaya hy jisky zeriy dewar ki dusri tarf dekha ja skta hy.
Sardar: Wo kiya chiz bnayi hay tm ny Khan Saab.

Pathan: Sorakh!..

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,
MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,
TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,
MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa…

apni to mohabbat ki bus itni kahani hay.
tooti hue kashte hay ,tahra hua pani hay.
aik phool kitaboon mian dum toor chuka kub ka.
kuch yaad nahi aata yeh kis ki nishani hay.