Latest SMS Messages

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To wo mar jata hai.!!

PEPSI

COCOCOLA

MARINDA

SPRITE

7UP

PAKOLA

BUBBLE UP

FANTA

in sab k DHAKAN jama kr k paper wale ko dena sms krne ko kuch paise mil jaege.

Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde

Arz kiA hy

Aankhon me noor hy chehre pe suroor hy,

Aankhon me noor hy chehre pe Suroor hy,

ApNi kisi Friend se bAt hi kArwA do
Meri ShAdi abi bht dur hy..

Teacher: btao saal mein kitne mosam atay hn?

Student:sir g,4 mosam.

Teacher:kon kon se?

Student:sir,
1:HANGAME,
2:TOR PHOR,
3:ELECTIONS,

aur

4:CHUTTIYAN.

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya

Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan….Chakko Rajaai te so jao.

6u8tyug ytioug

ujde hoe logon se gurazan na hua kr
kabhi halat ki kabron k katbe bhi partha kr
kun teez hawa soch mein gum hai khwabeeda parindon ko darakhton se urta kr
is shab k mukadar mein sahar hi nhi hai
dekha hai kai bar charago ko bujha kr
har waq

teacher to sardar katil kise kehte hain
sardar i dont know
teacher agar tum apne bap ko katal kar do to tum kia kehlao ge
sardar yateem