Latest SMS Messages

hai mansoor

Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai,

tum kitn ho?

Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri
pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5
mummys hin…..

na jany wo hum sy kia chupati te,
kuch ta us k honton pr magar,
wo jany kio sharmati te,
jub hum ne us ka mou khulwaya to,
pata chala sali naswar khati te.

aamoo ki khusabu

barish ki bahar

garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,

thori c masti

thora sa pyar

load shading k liye raho tiyar,

HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!

pyar agr 1 se ho to ! bholapan !

2 se ho to ! deewanapan !

3 ho to ! mastanapan !

4 se ho to ! pagalpan !

har kisi se ho to ! kameenepan !

yahi to he APNAPAN

girl: nahe aj nahe dalwaongi

boy: Q?

girl: tum to daal k so gay main sari raat malti rahe,
pani b niklta raha
mujhay lagta he ye

EYE DROPS sahi nahi he.

21 january ko guzra hua 1 sacha waqiya
7 saal ke maasoom bachi ko us k baap
or bhai ne pakr kr buri tarha se usko zabardasti

school bej dea.

boy: i can kiss u without even touching u!

girl: u cant't

boy: lagi 20-20 Rs ke

girl: ok

boy kisses tightly.

girl: u touched me

boy: ye lo 20 rupe.

aankh band kartay hain to yaad aa jati hai tumhari.
ye band aankhon ka ksoor nhi bewfai hai tumhari.
chaha to that bohat toot k hum ne usay ay yar.
aadat thi us ko ruswa karnay ki kar gai ruswai hamari.

D se Dosti, D se Dil,
D se Dard, D se Dillagi,
D se Dewanigi per D se itna bhi
Dur na ho jana ki S sa SMS or C se call bhi na kar sako…..