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Shakespear Says: The ultimate meaure of love is no
March 17th, 2008 
Shakespear Says: The ultimate meaure of love is not when both the people like each other, it is when one ifnores and the other continues loving till the ned.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was cho
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai na
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi… Aur mai nahi to tum nahi…
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day ! 😛
Definition of Lady Doc:
Definition of Lady Doc:
"is that deautiful dashing Girl wearing angel
white coat,
holding ur hand lokking into ur
eyes and still wants ur pulse to be normal…
Mood gorning.
Mood gorning.
lest of buck…
ave a dice nay.
cake tare!
soli yaar!
laat ko zyaada
so li sissiliye
ispeling fistek ho rayeli he.
MON'T MINE!
2 Pathanoon ko 2 Boomb mily
2 Pathanoon ko 2 Boomb mily
1st Pathan=Chal Police ko dy aty hain.
2nd Pathan=agar koi bomb rasty main phat gia too…?
1st Pathan=Jhoot bool dain gain k 1 he mila tha…
"takaluf" sy
"takaluf" sy
"banawat"sy
"adda" sy chot lagty ha
main"shabnum"ki zuban sy "phool" ki awaz sunta hoon
ajab ehsas ha apni "sadda" sy chot lagtyt ha