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March 24th, 2008 
teacher told all students in a class to write an e
teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. all were busy except one sardar ji. he wrotes "due to rain no match"
kaisay chor do us ko kaise batain krty ho. sourat
kaisay chor do us ko kaise batain krty ho. sourat to pir sourat hy wo naam b acha lagta hy.
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u s
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha.
shahid……..
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriousl
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
shahid…..
Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay
Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.
shahid….
TERE INBOX MAIN MERE SMS KO PENAH MIL JAYE AGAR TU
TERE INBOX MAIN MERE SMS KO PENAH MIL JAYE AGAR TU REPLY NA KERAY TERA
CELL PHONE FANA HO JAYE.
shahid….
You r my sweet SONA
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
shahid….