Latest SMS Messages

A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked – what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

A Srdar G got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in a new style ''''From today you are going to share your life with a Manager ''''

taalloq tot jaiga mera saray zamanay se,,mere apnay khafa hongay tumhain apna bananay se,,tumhare sath rehne se mujhe taskeen milti hai,,bohat takleef hoti hai tumharay dour janay say,,mere ghar ko jala dena magar yeh zehan me rakhna,,ujala mil nahi sakta

A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.

WHY?

HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED

Subha ki kiran boli: Utho dekho kya nazara hai…….
Maine kaha :
Ruko : pehly
Sms to kr loon usko jo SUBHA se b pyara hai.

ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI…. ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI…….. HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI…….. KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO…. TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI…..

Muqaddar se larr sakun yeh meri aukaat nahin Main who shaks hoon, Koi jiske saath nahin Mujse dil lagane ki baat na karo Muhobbat mere bas ki baat nahin

Ishq se mili hai jo tanhayian hume, kaise unka dard bayan karege. 1 se hi mohabbat itni karli hamne, ab auron se mohabbat kya karenge………!

hi

Hunger wakes u 2 work. Failure makes u 2 achieve. Poverty pushes u 2 earn. Problems keep u alert. Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!