Latest SMS Messages

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Today''s Titanic''s 94 Anniversary..So Every True Lover is Requested..In Memory of Jack and Rose..To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes.. !!!

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

An indian song: jag sara jag sara nikher gya
hun mauja e mauja, sham sawere hun mauja e mauja
A pakistani song: judge sarey judge uter gay
hun fauja e fauja, sham sawere hun fauja e fauja

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Aaj muhbbat ki inteha kar do''
Ya apna bana lo ya tanha kar do''

Dil kay aangan mein mehmaan bana lo''
Chaho to zamanay mein ruswa kar do''

Shab bhar mujhay dekho jaisay chand''
Nahe

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. Difficulties will make you shine.

In my dream God asked me to choose between u & my smile, I chose u bcoz without u, I don''t know how to smile. So be with me always, if u want me to smile.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler