Latest SMS Messages

Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

Asalam o alaikum

Jes ke naam ki akher mein khan hai,usme 75% afghan hai,asle afghanistan mein amrican army nakaam hai,

KOI TOU HOTA….

Main jis k dil ki kitab banta..

Main jis ki chahat ka khuwab banta..

Main hijar k mousam ki lambi ratoon may…

Yaad ban kar azzab banta..

Koi tou hota..

Jo mere khuwaish may uth k ratoon

Mere mohabbat ki itni si kahani hay

Tooti hue kashti Roka hua pani hay

aik Gulab un ki kitab may Dum toor chuka hay

or unhay Yaad hi nahi k yah kis ki NISHANI hay

Nipple Nipple Little star..

Can I Fuck You in my car…

Always milky Never Dry..

Let me Press Them, Don't Be Shy..

"In The Brazer, It will Dry"

Humsafar Ghum Jo Mohabbat Me Dia Tum Ne,
Yeh B Mujh Per Bada Ehsaan Kia Hai Tum Ne,

Aik call girl subah subah nha dho kar tyar ho kar apni panty k ander agarbatti ghumma rahe thii..

Dosri nay pocha kia kar rahi hoo os nay kaha dukan kholnay ka time hogaya…

Chshme purnem khareed sakhta hoon,
Zulf brahum khreed sakhta hoon,
Tu agar apna bana le mujhko,
Tera har ghum khreed sakhta hoon.

Bachpan k dukh bhi kitnay achay thay ..

tab tou sirf khilonay toota kartay thay….

woh khushian bhi najanay kaisi khushyan thin …

titli k par noch kar uchla kartay thay…..

ab tou aik ansu bhi ruswa karjata hay….

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