Latest SMS Messages

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se Or Hosakta Hai K

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always open
soon u will loose ur fragrance.
So act wisely.

Kiya Amkhein Hain Apki Kia Batain Hain Apki Khuda Nay Apko Kuch Aisa Banaya Samjhoo Shhhhhhhh.. koi hai say bhoot nikal aya ! ! !

Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!

Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain,
Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,
Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai

boy:agr me margya to kia tm dosri shadi karogi?
girl:nhi main apni behan kay sath rehlungi,
girl;or agr main mar gayi to?
boy;to main bhi tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga!

hellooooooooo !!!!!!