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Meri taref se apko 1 PAPPI Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PAPPI Batau Q? Aaj hi mere DOggy ne 10 PAPPI ko janam de hai!

Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Zindagi Ki Kitab K Kuch Fasany Hoty Hain,
Kuch Apny,
Kuch Begany Hoty Hain.
Piyar Se Sawar Jati Hai Zindagi,
Bas Piyar Se Rishty Nibhany Hoty Hain.

Dad 2 Son:
Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger,
Son: i start cleaning toilet,
Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?
Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush

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1st sardar 2nd se:

1st sardar: kal main bathroom gyia to sher ander tha,
2nd sardar: tu pher kyia howa,
1st: hona kyia tha main ne sher se kaha ap kar lo mere tu nikil gae.

towajaa farmaein
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towaja farmane ka shukria.
ab ap apna kam jare rukhe

GRAMMER Teacher:
"pappu larkion se baat nhi krta hai" ,
setence mai pappu kia hai??
student's: pappu pagal hai…!

kr rha tha gham-e-jahan ka hishab.aj tm yaad behishab aye…