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Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
April 11th, 2008 
Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai
nia shadi shuda jora train mian safar kar raha tha
nia shadi shuda jora train mian safar kar raha tha k surang aagaai jb surang khatm hoi to husband nay kha mugy pata hota k surang itni lambi hay to mian koi shararat kar laita . wife boli ''Aap nihn thay to wo kon tha?''.
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
person: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Person : U fool! Every year.
Two SARDAR`s robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
Two SARDAR`s robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : W
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : What is the name of your car ?
Secretory : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Officer : Oh,what a Magic; your car starts with Tea ; My car Starts with petrol…..,
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : W
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : What is the name of your car ?
Secretory : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Officer : Oh,what a Magic; your car starts with Tea ; My car Starts with petrol…..,
Friend should not b like a bird of lake wehn lake
Friend should not b like a bird of lake wehn lake gets dry
Bird shift another lake
Real friend is like a flower of lake
When it gets dry
Flowers DIES at the spot