Latest SMS Messages

khaloos-e-dil se gr bhanwar b pukaray mujh ko,,,
khuda ki kasam kinaro se loat jaoon ga…

yar tumarray ghar 2 ghntay se betha hoo tum jaldi ao

hum na hon ge to phir kon manaye ga tumhen ,,,
yun buri baat hai her baat pe rootha na karo….

mere haathon ki lakeeron main ye aeb chupa hai dost,
main jis shaks ko choo loon wo mera nhi rehta…..

Justaju Jis Kii Thii Us Ko To Na Paayaa Ham Ne
Is Bahaane Se Magar Dekh Lii Duniyaa Ham Ne
Tujh Ko Rusavaa Na Kiyaa Khud Bhii Pasheman Na Huye
Ishq Kii Rasm Ko Is Tarah Nibhaayaa Ham Ne

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas