Latest SMS Messages

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means… C – Causing U – Un-necessary T – Trouble E – Everywhere

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ……………………………………………………….Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger… In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure….

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.

Kyu Hame Kisiki Talash Hoti Hai
Kyu Dil Ko Kisiki Aas Hoti Hai
Chand Ko Dekho Vo B Tanha Hai
Fir B Uski Chandni Se Roshan Raat Hoti Hai

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson …..