Latest SMS Messages

Sardar(malik se)
jnab meri biwi bimar hy muje chutti dain.
Malik:tum jhote ho abhi tumhari biwi ne muje fon kya hai k mere shohar ko chutti na dain.
Sardar:jnab phir to is ghar main do bday jhotay hain.ek aat or ek main kyun k meri to abhi shadi

salam araz hay
jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay

Talaq baad mein tubdeel ho ker jo b reh jay
Mohabat mein wo pehla muskarana yaad rehta hay
kisi ki lakh batain ek pul mein bhool jati hain
kisi ka ek hijumla purana yaad rehta hay

hi

Mat ker aye dost apni girl friend se itna pyar,
wo ankhon se war kerti hai,
mei ne dekha hai us ki ankhon mei,
wo mujh se bhi pyar kerti hai.

Nigahon mei or koi dosti k kabil nai raha,
Is kinare ka ab or koi sahil nai raha,
Chand jaisa dost mil gaya mujh ko,
Ab asman ka chane bhi dedar k qabil nahi raha.

Dil se dil ka rishta hai hamara,
dil k her koney mei chupa nam sirf tumhara,
Her sheshey mei nazar aata hy chehra sirf tumhara,
Wada ker k aj na mil paye ham to kia hua……
Umer bhar sath nibhaney ka wada hay hamara or tmhara.

i am very well and i hope you are also well and all family.many days app ne koy bhi call or message ney kia hia.

Job offer In
Ufone,

Send Ur C.V to jobs@ufone.com.pk

Location: Lhr

Salary:18000

Job Nature:
Ufone Tower pe Beth K TELENOR k signal rokny hain…

Old man walking on street sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell

Old man goes to the door rings the bell & says what else little man?

Child:Chalo hun Nasso.