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doori ho to yeh ehsas hota hai…
apne pyaron kay bin jiwan kitna udas hota hai…umar ho app ki sitaroon jitni lambi…aisa dost kahan har kisi kay pass hota hai…0332-6062219

Dil k rishtay bhi ajeeb hote hain ,
Door reh kar bhe kareeb hotey hain ,
jo log ap ko roz dekhtain hain , woh log kitney khush naseeb hotey hain!!!!!!!!!!

Suhag raat k bad Abhishek Bachan ne Aishwarya se pocha.,
"AISH aaj koi esi bat btao jis se muje khushi b mile or gham bhi."
Aishwarya (sharmate huay):"Aapka Salman or Vivek se bda hai.."

Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Ans:jb ek ladka 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho.

Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Ans:jb ek ladka 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho.

A sexy girl 2 doctor,
"my mobile got stuck in my vagina in vibration mode since 3 days ago."
Doctor:"Don't worry i will remove it"
girl:"no no…just recharge the battery please."

Ladka baap se
"Dady aaj se school main ek period sex education ka b hua kre ga.
Baap:"lakin tum apni lulli kyun hila rahe ho?"
"Teacher ne home work dya hy…!"son replied.

Ladka baap se
"Dady aaj se school main ek period sex education ka b hua kre ga.
Baap:"lakin tum apni lulli kyun hila rahe ho?"
"Teacher ne home work dya hy…!"son replied.

Once a pathan was fucking a girl in a car.
A policeman saw him he walked 2 the car opened the door &said"what r u doing?"
pathan:"u can't see!"
policeman:"mera no kb aayega?"
pathan:"kuch dair intzar

Well wisher is not who meet u everyday n talk wd u everyday.
Well wished is 1 who may or may not meet u but alwayz think of ur happines like me,,
be always happy S