Latest SMS Messages

Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain

Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay…. Phoolon Say Pyaar Hai….? Magar Jab Phool Khiltay Hain To Unhain Tehni Say Tor Dalti Ho…. Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Baarishoon Say Pyaar Hai…? Magar Jab Baarish Hoti Hai To Chuppti Phirti Ho…. Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar

Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye………

Dil kar raha hai keh….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
kis…
kis…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

A – U"r Attractive
B – U"r D Best
C – U"r Cute
D – U"r Dear 2 me
E – U"r Excellent
F – U"r Funny
G – U"r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I"m
J – Just K – Kidding

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. 😉

married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

Dard mein koi mausam pyara nahi hota,

Dil ho pyasa to pani se guzara nahi hota,

Dekhe zara koi bebasi humari,

Hum uske ho jate hain jo humara nhi hota!!!!!!

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ye bhi teri tara bohot kam sMs karta tha ry.
Dekh apun latka dala salay ko…!!

Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .

I Promise You

I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->